Roger the turtle in heels.
He wishes his name was more exotic.
Roger is a tortured soul who puts on a happy face, and heels every day.
He doesn't like it, but he has to.
He has to because he did it once, and now everyone expects him to.
So even though the heels hurt like a motherfucker, he puts them on to please all the other turtles with their exotic names
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